covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
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