I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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