Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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