I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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