I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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