? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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