I want to stick my p in your. b.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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