I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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