i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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