shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
