so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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