He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Randomize
