I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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