I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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