eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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