We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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