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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
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