Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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