I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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