dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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