found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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