there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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