dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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