So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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