Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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