she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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