I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Randomize
