bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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