were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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