we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
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We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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