Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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