my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I have post one night stand depression
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