Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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