Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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