he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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