she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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