so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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