there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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