so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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