as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
So vagazzling was a success
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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