I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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