I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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