I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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