You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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