would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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