She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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