I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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