I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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