I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
