I smell stomach acid.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
my poor anus
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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