could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
it hurts more in the daytime
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
