There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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