Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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