they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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