She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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