they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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